Lunch Break Lock

Record: 24-31-2 (-9.6 units)

Recap:

Loser. We lose by a couple of inches. I still don’t think Iowa State got that fourth down. If they don’t get that fourth down then we get there. It was that play that killed us. I guess the first half where Iowa State didn’t show up and was asleep on defense at home against a ranked team also didn’t help. How do you give up that first touchdown? How do you have no fight and competence to start the game? Fucking moronic. After a disastrous first half with Utah humiliating Iowa State we only lose by a point. We just needed one more stop down the stretch and we never got it. That fucker was short and that killed the entire game. The game was starting to slow down as well. It was starting to become perfect and then it was fucked. The only solace I have in today is that all of my under reads were shit. All of them. Fuck. I am sorry.

Lock: Rams/Broncos U44.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

NFL. It was always going to be primetime. It had to be primetime with the slate we had. I wasn’t in love with either of the first two slates. I looked and looked and didn’t find shit that I liked. It was so obvious that we had to head to primetime. Nix is shit. I know they bounced back last week but I still don’t think they are that good offensively. Their defense also tackled last week against the Jags so they should be back. The Rams offense is mid without Puca. The Denver defense will eliminate Adams and that should limit their entire offense. I think this game is a defensive chess match and we see a lot of punts. It’s primetime. It’s the NFL. It’s going to be an under. Give me this under.

Unbiased Stats:

U44.5 in Rams 3/L4

U44.5 in Broncos 3/L4