Record: 170-167-7 (-16.9 units)
Recap:
Winner. We fuckin get there. Did I possibly forget about the HR derby? Yep. Thankfully I did because the balls seemed juiced and I was obviously going to take an under. Also, more sports apps outside of dog shit ESPN need to do a better job of including it in the day’s schedule. I forgot about both the dunk contest and HR Derby because both my apps didn’t mention it. Enough of the nonsensical yapping. We hit here. Williams never had it. It made me remember why I love her and why she has been good to me. She just can’t shoot. She can’t make any real contested shots and she can really only make open transitional buckets. Outside of that she was poop. Genius move by me to go assists as well over rebounds. She probably should have had an assist or two more but it was never an issue. We only really had two potentially worrisome spots. End of the first half where she got open looks because of bullshit turnovers giving her 8 PA. The other was when she got pulled for thirty seconds and you would think she would stay out longer after getting yelled at by her coach, but she actually went right back in. Outside of that it was never a sweat. We found a great under in a day where both games went way over. Unbelievable. It is what I am on. I need more. I need more unders.
Lock: France/Spain U2.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Here we go. Game of the tournament. Whoever wins this game wins the tournament in my opinion. It is going to be tight. We have France who has a great attack against Spain who has an even better defense. I trust Spain to shut down France. They have done it before and they are going to do it again. France’s defense is more than capable of stopping Spain’s underwhelming offense. Spain has had a hard time scoring and I don’t see that changing against France. Spain is going to have the defense to sit back and handle this France offense. We saw them struggle against Algeria and I know Spain can do the same. It is the game of the tournament and it will be tight and it is going to be low scoring. I don’t see a lot of goals in this matchup. I love it. We get another one here in the Copa Mundial. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
Spain one goal allowed in last six games
France U2.5 in 2/L2