Record: 152-149-3 (-7.3 units)
Recap:
Loser. I am back to hating the WNBA. Why the fuck did I pick this game? I knew it was dead before it even started. The other three games went under and I knew this was going over. I know that doesn’t make sense logically but makes perfect sense in terms of gambling. It was dead in the first half. Both teams couldn’t miss and it was fucking awful. It was atrocious. What is fucking crazy is that there was 100+ points scored in the first half and it still only lost by three fucking points. Three points. That is how bad the first half was. Fucking atrocious. I hated this. I hated knowing it was dead before it even started. I got a bad line too and should have gotten in early. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Lock: Jonathan Cannon U17.5 Pitching Outs 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We are back to baseball. I didn’t like any NRFI matchups today so we are going with a pitcher. I am looking for the Tigers to show up. The Tigers are one of the best teams in baseball and they are going to have a field day with Cannon. They destroyed him last year and I think they are even better this year. I think this line is too high and I don’t see him making it to the sixth inning. He has been pretty shite in his last two starts and I don’t know why that changes today. I love it. Give me this fuckin under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U17.5 in 4/4 vs Tigers
U17.5 in 6/9 this season