Record: 8-13-0 (-5.8 units)
Recap:
Winner. That’s how you fucking fight. That’s how it’s done. I didn’t let one loss affect me and I came back and fought. I went back with another pitching out prop and it paid off. My beloved Doyers showed up. They were hitting the ball consistently. It wasn’t no bullshit one pitch home runs and they were working counts. It was perfect. He had no chance of going a full five innings after the first two innings. The Dodgers were hungry for a win. They were destined to win and they were destined to torch this fucker. I am so glad I decided to fight. This is how I need the season to go with fighting for wins. Not giving up when one prop loses, but going back to it and fighting for the next one. I need a hell of a lot more, but this is how you start a run. Time for a run.
Lock: José Quintana U2.5 Earned Runs Allowed 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Sticking with betting on pitchers. However, this time we’re betting with the picture. We bet bet with the Dodgers yesterday and now it’s time to bet against their dog shit rival the Giants today. They are shit this year. They were hanging around to start the year but now they’re just absolute dog shit. They can’t hit the ball. So how are they going to hit against Quintana. Quintana is solid. I think I’ve bet him this year and I don’t have any anything really terrible to say about him. Or at least I can’t remember. But he’s going up against this shit Giants team who just crushed in their last series. They barely scored any runs against the Padres. Now they are traveling across the country on zero rest against the best record in baseball. They’re not going to get up for this game early. Quintana is going to get this done and I think he’s going to shut them out. I love this line. I love this pick. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U2.5 Earned Runs Allowed 4/L5
U2.5 Earned Runs Allowed 3/L3 at home