Lunch Break Lock

Record: 184-172-5 (-1.4 units)

Recap:

Loser. Shit. Terrible bet. He didn’t have his stuff. I think the worst part about it was he got killed by the worst fucking batters on the Angels. The top half of the fucking order didn’t kill me. It was the shit fucking batters that he struggled with. Terrible, fucking terrible. He isn’t him. He’s actually shit. If he lost to the top of the order, then fine still shit but I can live with it. It’s the fact he got killed by the Angels worst batters. The fucking Angels fucked me. Unbelievable. He’s shit. The fact that he’s getting compared to Skubal is a disgrace. Skubal wouldn’t have done this to me. Fuck the deGrom and fuck this bet. I have to to be better. I have to win out the rest of the week.

Lock: Golden State Valkyries U74.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We are going to the WNBA. We just have to focus on one team. Fuck the Valkyires. They are not going to do shit. They played like shit in their last game against the Sun and now they are going to be shit against the Dream. I have a love hate relationship with the Dream. I hate that I love to bet on their games. Here I am again. I need them to play defense. That is all I am asking. All I need is for them to play defense against a team that is really bad on the road. If they play average defense this bet hit. Golden State doesn’t score a lot on the road and they just got embarrassed by one of the worst teams in the league. They had to travel again a decent amount for this game and they are going to be tired. I love this spot for this bet. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U74.5 in 2/L2 on the road