Lunch Break Lock

Record: 117-125-5 (-22.4 units)

Recap:

Winner. We get there on the last day of the tourney. We end the losing steak and we win. We finally pick up a win. A desperately needed win. Massive. This game also shows why you choose an under and not a dog shit spread. I mean Michigan pretty much handled UConn even with them shooting atrociously from deep and Michigan still didn’t cover. They played defense and they kept UConn under the number. That is what it came down too. They had the length and athleticism to man handle UConn and had block after block. It was beautiful. UConn also kept the pace real nice and slow because they knew that is the only way they could win. We end off the college basketball season with a win. I am really going to miss this sport. I really love it and even though it wasn’t the easiest of seasons. I still fucking love it. How about we go on a little run now? I want win after win and for us to stay in this fight.

Lock: Diamondbacks/Mets U7 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Going back to baseball. I am taking an early game. I want an early win. I mean at some point I have to win in baseball right? This is it. I like Gallen on the mound. I like Peralta on the mound. The Dbacks have been struggling to hit the ball so far this season. They don’t have any real big sluggers and that has been showing so far this season. The Mets are coming back home after a road trip and I don’t think they will be up for this game. It’s an early one against a dog shit team but it is against a good pitcher. I think we are getting a lot of runs to work with. I like the spot and I like this under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Mets/Diamondbacks 5/L5

Under in Diamondbacks 4/L6 in April