Record: 75-72-4 (-4.3 units)
Recap:
Loser. Heartbreaking. Absolutely heartbreaking. What the fuck. Another heartbreaking loss. Soul crushing fucking loss. A single point. Not just by a single point but by 3 bullshit plays. A pick six. A 93 yard run. To top it off a blocked field goal returned for a touchdown. All that just to lose by a single fucking point. How do you handicap that? How? I would love to know how to handicap that. What did I just watch. How do I lose that by a point. It was looking so good. The Rams just fucked me. The MVP leader heading into tonight fucked me. So shit. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: Tennessee/Illinois U61.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Give me a shit bowl. After a shit loss I need a shit bowl. I belong with the shit bowls. Give me all the points. Too many points that I couldn’t pass it up. We have Tennessee. We have Illinois. Two teams that should still be competent. I know both teams didn’t have the season they wanted to have, but they should still show up here. Too many points for two teams in the two best conferences. 60+ points. I have to take this. The coaches are still there so they should still be competent on defense. This line is just too high I had to take it. It’s a shit bowl with way too many points. Give it to me. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Illinois U61.5 in 5/L6
Tennessee U61.5 in 4/L6