Record: 71-70-4 (-4.0 units)
Recap:
Loser. What a fucking joke. It doesn’t get worse than that. It really doesn’t. What the fuck was that? What the fuck am I doing with my life? What the fuck man. One fucking point. Are you fucking kidding me. Why the fuck am I such an idiot and I didn’t take the under? Why the fuck am I doing this to myself? Cole Anthony that fucking piece of shit. Shooting a three there with 24 seconds left up fucking 15. You fucking piece of shit. Such a piece of shit. Just run out the fucking clock. This guy played one fucking minute and killed me with one fucking minute. Unfuckingbelievable. The last shot of the fucking game. A fucking three right in my fucking heart. Fuck me, man fuck. I don’t know what to say fuck. I’m fucking getting killed. What a way to lose. Absolute worst way to fucking lose. Such a fucking joke. Such a fucking loser. How did I not take the under? Fuck man fuck I’m sorry. Fuck this shit.
Lock: Micah Alejado U265.5 Pass Yards 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Shit day. I’m having a shit week. So I need to turn it around. I have to turn around. It starts now. Give me the team that plays in the better conference to show up on defense. Cals defense is the best part of their team. The best part of their defense is their passing defense. It’s that simple. This fucking quarterback on Hawaii doesn’t do well against the real schools. He did well in conference, but that was against shit schools. Cal isn’t a completely shit school. They also were holding teams under this number. Its also going to be windy and this line is too high for this spot + wind. it’s the only game on the board. Got to keep it simple. I need this one bad. Please. One time for fucks sake. Fuck. Please I need this.
Unbiased Stats:
U265.5 in 3/5 at home this season
Cal has kept 3/L4 QBs under their passing yards line