Lunch Break Lock

Record: 119-108-3 (+5.5 units)

Recap:

Loser. Dead. It was instantly dead. I don’t know how to predict that. It was just bad luck I guess. I watched Mount St. Mary’s not score for the first seven minutes this weekend so I don’t know what I just watched. Both teams couldn’t miss and both teams left guys wide open. It was dead in the first five. Nothing much I can really do about that. It’s a loss and it’s a bad loss. I was due for one of these I guess. Unfortunately you can’t win every bet and it is what it is. There was nothing out there that could have predicted this score. I got fucked. I won’t let this one affect my tourney. I am still very excited about tomorrow and hopefully I got the terrible loss out of the way.

Lock: UCLA/Utah State U144.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Here we are. The Big Dance. I am taking this under but I am also betting every single game of the tournament. A tradition like no other. It is a Madness Marathon. I am concentrated on this pick but I also have a lot of work to do. I was going to hammer this pick. I was going to finally increase units and go double which is something I haven’t done in months. The only thing that stopped me was watching the first four. The refs looked shite and three went over and I did hit the first one but I know a lot had a number that lost. I think that may be a sign of what is to come. I also think it could be the balls. The balls this year could be more forgiving and they sadly got them right this time compared to last year. I am not going to unload the clip on day one and we see how today goes before doubling up. We are going with the best under on the board. UCLA plays slow defensive basketball. They have to play like slow in order to make a run. Utah State is not good. We saw what happened to SDSU and we use that information to determine once again the Mountain West is shit. UCLA is the better team and they are going to control the pace of this game. They win this game in a lower scoring affair. I thought this matchup would be in the 130s so I feel like I am getting an extra ten points. The money is on the under and the bets are on the over which I always love to see. This UCLA team is flying under the radar which I think means they at least win one game and they win games by playing defense and winning slow basketball games. Give me the first winner of March Madness. Pray that I survive and thrive this March. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in UCLA’s 5/L6 against an opponent in the Mountain West

Under in Utah State’s 4/L6 vs Top 25 scoring defenses

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