Record: 119-107-3 (+6.5 units)
Recap:
Winner. I don’t know how this one survived but it did. I mean what a fookin hit. How did I get that win? St. Francis couldn’t miss and shot 50% and 46% from deep. I don’t know how this won with that shite team shooting like that. At one point they were shooting 60% and I was ready to call it an unlucky bet. There isn’t much you can do sometimes when a team scored 49 point in their last game and then shoots lights out. It wasn’t great at half and I knew I was going to need some help. Help came with ten minutes left. Both offenses fell apart and we had a slower game with more bricks. It was alive again with five left. It was actually live under 140 but they weren’t done trying to fuck this bet. Both teams kept hitting their shots late and I was fucked. I needed a stop and never got one. Then it was tied and I didn’t need a stop and of course St. Francis got a stop. I didn’t think I could avoid overtime after the St. Francis turnover but then the magic of March came through. A Hail Mary down the court and Alabama State was able to put it in for two. I don’t know how that happened but it happened. We got saved and it ended at 138. I had the perfect number and we hit again. I try to get it in as early as possible and try to get the same number at the time of posting and I pray nobody got fucked by this games last minute movement. This is why I love college basketball. This is how you finish the college basketball season. We are rolling now. I am peaking at the perfect time. I am getting all the breaks and I need all of them.
Lock: Mount St. Mary’s/American U129.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
How can I not do it again? I am going with the two shitters trying to get into the tournament. We saw it yesterday. The game with the two better teams went over and the the game with the two shitters went under. It is as simple as that. I have to be one of the few people out there that has seen Mount St. Mary’s play basketball. They are shit. I know I only watched one game but they can’t shoot. It took them eight minutes to get a single basket in the conference final. What I saw for that game is a shite team that plays slow defensive basketball and I don’t see that changing in Dayton. I have to be honest I haven’t watched a second of American basketball however they are a sixteen seed for a reason and Mount St. Mary’s will stop them. This is the same exact spot as yesterday. A lower total but two even shittier teams. All we have to avoid is dog shit players getting hot. We saw it yesterday and I don’t see that happening in this game. The bright lights and crunch time will get to these two teams. If yesterday’s game was the chips and salsa today is the drinks and we are getting our Margarita. We will be ready for the main course on Thursday and our pockets will be full. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Mount St. Mary’s 5/L5
Under in Mount St. Mary’s 4/L5 as the underdog
Under in American’s 5/L6 of American’s last 6 games
Under in American’s 6/L8 played on a Wednesday
