Record: 138-134-3 (-4.9 units)
Recap:
Loser. Where do I even begin? What do I even say? What a sick twisted joke. I want to die. I don’t think it can get worse than this. One goal in the first two periods and that one goal was short handed. How did this lose? One goal in two fucking periods. I had four fucking goals to work with headed into the third. Why? Why did this happen to me? It was a joke of a fucking period. Everyone should be ashamed of themselves. The Avs should be ashamed they gave up a two goal lead. The Starts should be ashamed since they have that rat fuck Rantanen for scoring a garbage time bullshit fucking goal with 2.7 seconds left. He is the fucking worst. The absolute worst and karma is going to get his ass. Classless piece of shit. I don’t give a fuck that the Avs traded you halfway through the season you don’t do that. There was 2.7 second left all you had to do was keep it in their zone. Why fucking score? Fucking rat. It’s not like the fucking team gave you a Stanley Cup or anything. Fucking shit head and apparently he is a garbage time rat too. The refs were atrocious. The fucking penalties were a joke in that period with what was at stake. Absolute fucking joke. I don’t think I have had a more tragic loss in my life. 4 goals in the third period and the empty net goal came with 2.7 seconds left. Fucking rat. Rantanen is such a fucking classless spineless piece of shit I know karma will come back to fuck him. Increased the units and I lose like this. You can’t make it up. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Lock: Blues/Jets U5 1u to win 1u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am doing it again. I have to. Pretty much repeat exactly what I said yesterday and add it to this. I know it’s lower but that will only fuck me with a push and I have to take this line. I am not laying all of the juice with 5.5 and I am taking it at a plus. All I have to do is avoid bullshit. We saw yesterday in the first two periods how tight it was. We got railed yesterday or else it hits and this is the same shit. I need to get some of it back from yesterday. I need to hit. I deserve this one after yesterday. Please, I need this. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Jets’ 11/L14 at home
U5.5 in 7/L8 NHL Game 7