Record: 145-144-3 (-8.6 units)
Recap:
Loser. A joke. I am a fucking joke. There are no words to describe how bad I have been. This one was a sick twisted fucking joke. I don’t understand in what world is this fuckhead better than Caruso. I don’t understand why at halftime he had the second most minutes behind SGA. You aren’t winning such a low PRA when a guy plays 30+ minutes. Fuck. He was getting all of the bullshit too. Half of his assist didn’t even feel like assists. They were so fucking borderline but he was getting credited for them. He had boards falling right to him. His only basket was a wide open three. Fucking joke. I guess they were keeping him in the first half to guard Ant which didn’t make sense at all. He still ended with 16 at half and he was actually better defended in the second half with this shithead off the court. This is the most minutes he has played in the playoffs that hasn’t been a blowout. I don’t know how I am supposed to predict that. He hasn’t played this amount of minutes since March and hasn’t had more than five assists since March. How do I predict that? How? How much do I have to suffer. How much?
Lock: Oilers/Stars U6.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am back to the ice. I am trying everything. I am trying it all. I just need a win. We are nearing double digits and I have to turn it around. I expect there to be defense. I expect the Stars to continue their rock solid defense. They are going to contain McDavid and contain this explosive Oilers offense. The Oilers played great defense in their last game and that game only had one goal in overtime so their offense got a little stale in that game as well. I love the matchup on both sides of the ice. The Oilers defense is good enough to stop the Stars offense and the Stars defense is great and can stop the Oilers. It is as simple as that. I think this line is too high and I love it at 6.5. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Oilers at Stars 5/L5
Under in Stars’ 4/L5 against teams in the West