Record: 149-147-3 (-8.0 units)
Recap:
Winner. Easy fucking winner. Not even a sweat. Back on track after yesterday’s disaster. Look at this game. Look at the score. I still found a winner. I still found a fuckin winner. A similar score as last night so you would think there wouldn’t be an under on the board but I found it. He was so fucking shit. He was trying so hard to score in that first half and kept missing easy looks. Everyone was scoring but him. He had so many looks driving to the hoop and missed every single one. It was nearly perfect in the first half until he hit the one three point shot with two minutes left in the half. That wasn’t great but I was still very happy with where we were. I knew this fucker wouldn’t get his shot back in the second half and I was right. It was easy and he didn’t even break double digits. This is what I do. I am finding winners. I feel like I am starting to learn the times of year when I get hot. I feel like I have a much better understanding of unders in the last two rounds of the NBA playoffs. I feel like I have a better understanding of where to look. I love it. I love this. I need more and more and more.
Lock: Cason Wallace U12.5 PRA 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am getting my get back. This guy just isn’t good. I know he hit it last game but watching him he really isn’t good. The team looks better when Caruso and Dort are on the court. The only reason he hit this over last game was because Dort was in foul trouble. I think with the series on the line for the Wolves they come out hot and physical on defense. I think because this is a potential series ender the refs understand and let them play more physical. I think this allows Dort and Caruso to play more minutes and really get more involved in the game and take minutes away from Wallace. I am going to get my get back tonight. I am going to get another under. I want my money back from this shithead. I don’t believe in him to continue his performance against a now desperate Minnesota team. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Averaging 11.7 PRA in L20
U12.5 PRA in 6/L10 at home