Record: 123-112-3 (+4.0 units)
Recap:
Loser. Why? How do I even bet on baseball now? Day One of the 2025 MLB season, and we are already doing this? Five runs in the top of the ninth, and I lose. Unbelievable. Ian Gibaut is a loser, a piece-of-shit bum of a pitcher. All he had to do was not give up that HR. He was already a loser for letting the Giants tie the game, but then he became the worst pitcher I have ever seen with that HR. At one point, it was two strikes and two outs, and I still couldn’t even get this one through. Unbelievable. I am in shock about this loss. After a terrible first five innings, we got four scoreless innings, and all we had to do was survive the top of the ninth. Even the first five innings were complete bullshit. I felt like a genius for avoiding the disaster first inning by Webb. That fucker also killed a two-out first inning and should also be cut. Greene is a moron for giving up that HR. That fucking dumbass gave up a HR after throwing the same fucking pitch over and over again in an 11-pitch at-bat. Unbelievable. How the fuck did that happen? I had to watch that entire game just to get shafted on what should have been the last out. I am a fucking idiot for not going with basketball. I fucking hate baseball. I wish I had just lost this NRFI—at least I wouldn’t have wasted all that time I will never get back. Fuck. I am writing this, trying to get excited about March Madness, and I can’t. I can’t believe that just happened. It has to be some sort of sign about how this baseball season will go for me. Fuck.
Lock: Kentucky/Tennessee U144.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
am still sick. Yesterday’s loss should have been a sign. I guess I was right to avoid March Madness, but I still bet on it a little because I am a degenerate, and I got fucked. Every game went over, and after being so hot last week, today was disgusting. I witnessed some of the softest calls I have ever seen. After all of them went over yesterday, I may as well bet them all to go under today. Water has to find its level, right? I think this is the best one out of the four. This is the third meeting between the two teams, and both teams know how to play each other. We are going to get stops. We are going to get defense. We are going to get an under. Looking at the other matchups, I didn’t like Michigan’s pace, Houston fucked me last weekend, and Michigan State, I think, could be due for a good shooting night. This was the best one on the board. I also love the spot. You have to think both teams know what offenses they are going up against and are going to limit the easy buckets. Tennessee is a more defensive team and should also be looking to slow down the pace. Kentucky looked good last game, but I think they are due for regression in this matchup. They haven’t faced a defense quite like Tennessee’s so far in this tournament. We are due for unders today. This is one of them. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Tennessee/Kentucky 6/L8
Under in Kentucky’s 4/L5 vs Top 25 Defenses