Record: 41-36-4 (+2.6 units)
Recap:
Winner. What a roller coaster. Up and down and up and down. However, that’s how you handicap. Doesn’t matter how close it was as long as it wins. I will always take Game 7s. No matter what. It wasn’t pretty. First inning terrible. Second good. Third bad. Then 4, 5, and 6 only one run. We were right in this thing. We were looking golden. We were getting all the key outs. Anytime there was even a sniff of a run we were getting some solid fielding or solid pitching. It was perfect. It was looking just as I expected. The pitchers were showing up in their spot. And they were pitching phenomenally. Heading into the bottom of the 7th the line was 5.5. We had room to work with and I trusted these pitchers. The only problem is we had the Mariners keep their guys in for too long. Woo was in there for too long. It almost cost us and it almost fucking killed me. Bizardo threw a pitch right down the middle and Springer took full advantage of it. We were at 4-3 in the bottom of the 7th. I was fucked again. It was all bad again. I was looking at two units down the drain. Then they got through the 7th and then they got through the top of the 8th. I trusted the Blue Jays to get it done in the 9th. All I had to do was get through the bottom of the 8th. Munoz that piece of shit closer for the Mariners almost fucked me in the ass. Two hits off the bat in the bottom of the 8th and I was fucked with a runner on third and no outs. I was completely fucked. I was ready to lose it. I was ready to lose it on the Mariners. Josh Naylor saved my ass. He absolutely saved my ass with that catch. Double fucking play. Double play and he saved Munoz‘s ass. He saved my life. He saved my two units. In those shitty ass bedazzled shoes he saved my ass. I couldn’t believe it. I didn’t even need to sweat the top of the 9th because after something like that, you know you’re just going to hit. What a Spot. What a way to take my spot. What a double. Now I need more.
Lock: San Jose Sharks U2.5 Goals 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
NBA… nope. I know better than to trust the NBA regular season. I don’t want that shit to ruin my year already. We are going to the ice. We let the first couple weeks go off on the ice without going to it and now we take our spot. I’ve looked at the lines. I’ve studied the lines. I’ve done the stats. I have the under. The Sharks are dog shit. The Islanders are at home and they’re going to trounce this dog shit team. The Islanders had an extra day off. The Sharks are going from West to East on one day of rest. They’re a young team. The travel is going to get to them. This is only their second road game this season. I love this under. This line is just too high. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U2.5 in 3/L4 away from home
U2.5 in 6/L9