Lunch Break Lock

Record: 113-107-3 (+1.1 units)

Recap:

Loser. I am an idiot. I am a moron. I am a dumb ass. I am shit. I am a loser. Seriously, how dumb can one person be? I had it. I had the under and then for some fucking reason I switched to the TT. What was I thinking? I think I take the total if they had the number I wanted. I wanted 148 and all the book had was 147.5. I wrote out the LBL waiting and thinking 148 might pop up but it didn’t. I checked my books to take the 147.5 but then the devil got to me and my eyes wondered to the team total. I thought I outsmarted the books but actually I just fucked myself. Never again. I cannot second guess myself like that again. I tried it and it didn’t work and I hate that I tried it when I was hot. As for the game it was of course horse shit. Providence had no defensive presence in the paint. It was like I went back in time and watched old school basketball with how they were scoring fade aways in the paint. It was non stop. As per usual I picked an under with a guy who had four points last game and then went for 25 today. Of course I get hooked too. Butler pulled me back in late but then Providence couldn’t miss down the stretch and fucked me as Butler had to keep playing. One point. Unbelievable. This is on me though. I had to go under here. I can’t believe I did this to myself. This pick sums up my college basketball season. Cold as shit and a mess. Getting the losses out of the way before the tourney? Probably not. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Lock: Boise State/SDSU U134.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am going to shoot my way out of this. I can’t let a shit regular season and a shit team total ruin my March. You only get so many March’s in life and I can’t let a single one go to waste. I will fight. As expected no bullshit just a good ole under. We are going with arguably the biggest game on the board in terms of importance in getting into the big dance. Both teams are right on bubble. This game is too big and too important for both teams to not play defense. We are going to get slow defensive basketball game because both teams play slow and I don’t see how that changes today. It is also in a neutral arena and both teams have had some extra days of rest so they should have enough energy for good defense to get this under. Boise State is going to play slow defensive basketball in the biggest game of the year for them. SDSU is going to play slow defensive basketball in the biggest game of the year for them. It is as simple as that. I need a winner for March Madness. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Boise State/SDSU 8/L10

Under in Boise State’s 8/L11

Under in Boise State’s 4/L5 played in March

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