Lunch Break Lock

Record: 44-44-4 (-2.7 units)

Recap:

Fuck. I got too cute and fucked it. Absolutely fucked it. I should have just gone with the overall under. I fucked it. I knew this game wouldn’t be high scoring but I was slightly scared of Syracuse who I thought was more competent. It was actually UNC that was more competent. They fucked me in the second half. That’s all that happened. 6 points at half. The line was at 16.5 at one point. Then it blew up in the second half. Dog shit. Absolute dog shit. Bill made adjustments at half and Syrcuse became incompetent in the second half. Fucking shite. I thought I really had something in the first half. I didn’t and I didn’t get the run going. It stopped here but I have to try again and I will try again. I have to have a run.

Lock: Dodgers/Blue Jays U8 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Here we go. Two best words in sports. Game 7. I had to do it. I have to take the under. It is what we do. There was no question where I was going. I am a Dodger fan but I still have to take it. It is also a disclaimer that I am a Dodgers fan and if this loses and they win I will obviously not be devastated. I still had to take it. I can’t not pass on this spot. I will always take this spot no matter what. If it loses it loses but this spot wins a lot more than it loses. I don’t care who is on the mound or the matchups because a Game 7 under is an under. That is it. That is all I have to say. Game 7. Give me an under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Game 7