Record: 110-106-3 (-0.45 units)
Recap:
Loser. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Why? How does this keep happening in college basketball.? I feel like such a moron taking this dogshit matchup when I took this same fucking team last week. You know what happened last week? Hunter Dickinson the tenth year senior shot 46% and 0-3 from three. Not today. Today the fucker had 33 points a career high. Unbelievable. You can’t make that up. 69 points in the first half so it was pacing. It wasn’t very fast the only thing killing me was Dickinson. He couldn’t miss. The second half started and bent me over and fucked me. The first five minutes thirty fucking points. 30 points in five minutes. You can’t make it up. Such a good start and then just shafted immediately in the second half. It barely went over too. I got fucked. I can’t stand this shit. I can’t pick a college game to save my life. I want to bet college but I am so shit. I think it is time to start taking sides in college. I am prepared to do it for the tourney. Underia is dying and it needs saving. Please I need to start winning again. Fuckkkkkkkkkkk.
Lock: Pistons/Trail Blazers U232.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We are back to the NBA. I am trying another total. I hated the NHL board and I am praying for a winner on the hardwood. The Pistons are coming into this game on a back to back on the last game of their road trip. They are going to be exhausted and they won’t play as fast as they usually do. The Trail Blazers are shit and shouldn’t be inclined to push the pace this game as they don’t normally do. The Trail Blazers are also coming off of a long road trip so there should still be still some adjustments coming back home after two weeks. Portland is also dealing with a lot of injuries which will definitely affect their scoring. I see this game being a lower scoring affair because of the tiredness of the Pistons and injuries of the Trail Blazers. I need to win here. I need to be positive. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Pistons’ 10/L12 on a Sunday
U232.5 in Trail Blazers’ 6/L9
