Lunch Break Lock

Record: 151-149-6 (-15.8 units)

Recap:

Loser. Same shit as Wednesday. He went a full 6 because the Guardians were beyond ass. I mean they couldn’t hit. They just couldn’t fucking hit. This was an absolute tease after the 4th. They weren’t hitting but were consistently getting 15 pitches each inning. The fourth we finally saw something and they were finally able to hit the ball and have 20+ pitch inning. I thought we were there. We then had an absolute atrocious 5th. 3 up 3 down with 0 fight. The 6th was just such a disappointment. We finally had batters not swinging at balls. We had a walk and we were right there. Bazzana is such a fucking idiot. He just saw a 4 pitch walk and swung on the first pitch. Hey fucker your entire team couldn’t hit on this guy how about try and get a walk to a base or at least see one pitch. Fucking idiot. Down to the last out and we were dead. Martinez got out and we were dead. So shit. Back to back bullshit in baseball. Back to back where the fuckers can’t hit. Fucking dog shit. Fuck I am sorry.

Lock: Josh Hart U1.5 3PTM 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Here we go. Need a win here. I am loving the playoffs. I want to continue to love the playoffs. I have a winner here. Hart isn’t him. He is literally a player built for just playing with Heart that’s it. He can’t shoot and hasn’t been able to consistently shoot in the playoffs. He especially hasn’t hitting shots from deep. It is such a great bet. After looking at the numbers there is no way I was going anywhere else. He is on the road and they can go somewhere else. They have other scorers. He isn’t shooting great. He didn’t have a single 3 last game. Just give me it. Give me this under.

Unbiased Stats:

U1.5 3PTM 7/L10 on the road