Record: 118-107-3 (+5.6 units)
Recap:
Winner. Another fuckin winner. I can’t believe it got this close. I am keeping everyone with a 208, 209, or 210 line in my thoughts and prayers. An absolute shafting if you had any of those numbers. This was pacing under the entire game and was right around 200 until the final two minutes. There were spirts here and there throughout out the game of fast paced ball but I felt great with how both teams were shooting and playing defense in the first half. Some bad threes right before the end of the third quarter and that left us with 152 after having the first two quarters under fifty. I knew I could get fucked with some bullshit because it was still in that shite total zone. Nobody could miss from deep in the final five minutes even though it was a twenty point game blowout. We even had Bridges shooting a three early in the shot clock and then intentionally fouling in the bonus trying to get out of the game. Fucking moron. Then the benches couldn’t miss and neither team was trying to kill the clock. That fucker Shamet who was already playing in the game was stat padding shooting threes early for no fucking reason. The refs were calling the softest fouls in garbage time which should be a crime. I was staring at a disaster with 30 seconds left and the total at 211. It was unbelievable because the line was never pacing over for the entire game. The last I saw was 206 before it was pulled for the rest of the game. Massive thank you to Kolek. Seeing him walk out that final possession made me so fucking happy and the Heat then killed the clock with class. That is what basketball is about. Seeing Kolek made me realize how much I love college basketball and with his class I feel like I have to take Marquette. We are really starting to heat up now. I need to keep going. This one wasn’t easy but it was deserved. I need more.
Lock: St. Francis/Alabama State U140 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We are here. We are in the tournament. I would say if the tournament was a Mexican Restaurant we are at the part where we have sat down looked and the menu and have been served the chips and salsa. A key part of the experience but it is usually free and I wouldn’t consider it a meal. I am stoked. I am getting a great number for two teams that are shite and are trying to get into the actual dance. St. Francis plays slow basketball and in their conference title game it didn’t break 90. I don’t see how that changes in an even bigger spotlight and now they have had a week off so they should be cold shooting but will have the energy for defense. Alabama State didn’t break 120 in their title game and they also play solid defense and should have the ability to contain a shite St. Francis offense. I don’t see how either of these shite schools break 70. I think we get a good ole slow defensive battle where we understand why both teams are a sixteen seed. I didn’t want to touch the other game because of how disgraceful it is UNC made the tournament. I can’t get over a team who shouldn’t have gotten in only got in because the commissioner of the committee also works for them and receives a bonus for the school making the tournament. Fuck that. Give me the battle of the 16 seeds. Give me the first under of the tournament. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U140 in St. Francis’ 3/L3
Under in Alabama State’s 9/L10
Under in Alabama State’s 5/L5 playing as the favorite
