Lunch Break Lock

Record: 17-17-1 (-1.7 units)

Recap:

Winner. Did that actually just happen? Is this real life? Is this about to be the best year of my fucking life? How did we get there? 41 points at half and it still hit. 41 points. A single field goal in the second half. I chalked this as a loser at halftime. I didn’t have any hope in the thirdquarter or even for most of the fourth quarter. Once Dallas kicked that punt to the Eagles with six minutes left was when I started believing again. Lamb and his brick hands was massive for me. His drops were perfect. Going back to the first half, it was a joke. Not a single stop in the first half. It was a fucking joke in the first half. Starting off the game with one of the best defensive players on the field being ejected wasn’t great. It was a shit show in the first half. The God came down and saved us in the second half. He gave us a lightning and it changed everything. Post lightning the defenses were awake and were tackling everything. The true MVP of the bet is the lightning. I am still in shock. I really can’t believe it. I said this was like Groundhog’s Day for the season so I am so fucking excited for the next few months. The analogy of this was the pregame. We just ran an absolute clinic and drinking and being primed for the rest of the night. We got the primetime under and now we are ready to run.

Lock: Chargers U22.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Only bet on the board I’m taking tonight. It’s my beloved Chiefs tonigh, and I would never take anything to go against them. We are fighting with them. We are fighting with my favorite coordinator of all time. Steve Spagnuolo. He is an absolute legend. He is still our defensive coordinator and he wants more. Rumor has it, he’s probably going to try and go for head coaching job after the season so he is going to give it his all this season. He knows how to defeat the Chargers. He knows how to play against them. He knows how to play Herbert. If there is one man outside of my Mahomes and Andy Reid, I trust to get me a winner on the football field. It’s Steve Spagnuolo. I trust Spags with everything. He’s going to get the job done. The Chargers in Brazil with all the traveling aren’t gonna be able to answer this Chief’s defense. We are now in the Uber on the way to the bar and the best songs are being played, that is where we are in the season. I love it. Give me the under.

Unbiased Stats:

U22.5 in 2/L2 vs KC

U22.5 in 3/L4 vs playoff teams