Record: 103-111-5 (-20.0 units)
Recap:
Nope. I am still shit. Oregon State didn’t score for the first seven minutes and I still lose. I should have just gone with the first half. That was the read in my analysis and yet I am just too braindead and took the game. How do you lose to a team that didn’t score for eight minutes? How bad do you have to be? Vegas thought they were going to win and cover and they lost outright. Their coach is a joke. Dumb timeouts and the substitutions didn’t make sense. He also just built a team that can’t shoot. I felt so good in that first ten minutes and then it all fell apart. Never had a chance after it was such a good start and yet they barely had the lead at half. Joke of a pick. We are now really in the dumps. The only thing that was a positive was reading to stay away from the under. Still not good enough. I have to change something.
Lock: East Tennessee State -1 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I want to bet on what March is all about. I want real madness. We are in the thick of conference tournaments going on. We have a shit conference with a conference tournament championship game. The winner gets into the tourney and the loser gets fuck all. I am going with a team. East Tennessee State -1. They are the better team. They have already beat Furman twice. They play better defense. They play better offense. I expect them to go all out and destroy Furman. This is it. This is what their entire season is for. It’s for this game. Their ticket punched into the tourney and a chance to dance. It’s the best bet on the board. This is real March Madness. This is what it’s all about. I want to enjoy this month. I want to enjoy winning this month. It starts now. Just give me one.
Unbiased Stats:
East Tennessee State is 7-2 L9 in March
East Tennessee State is 4-1 ATS in L5 on Monday