Record: 29-45-2 (-18.1 units)
Recap:
That’s it. I can’t do it anymore. I am too deep in a hole. I have to change. I know too much about sports. I watch too much sports. I know too much about gambling. I do enough gambling. I shouldn’t be this deep in a hole so early. I honestly think it’s only because I take unders. I have to start taking sides. I just have to. I am losing too much money too fast and it’s fucking pathetic. This motherfucker gave up two hits and gave up two runs. His hit went under. The Guardians win and I don’t win. I fucking lose. I fucking lose like a pathetic loser that I am. Look at those fucking units. What a terrible fucking first two months. Just pathetic. Absolutely pathetic. It has to change. I’m not gonna give up. But it just has to fucking change. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: Washington +3 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Give me Washington. I don’t give a fuck who was playing quarterback. They should still beat Purdue. It’s fucking Purdue. I don’t know how they’re getting points but they are and I’m gonna take that 10 times out of 10. They are going to beat Purdue. Purdue is riding the high of beating two other shit schools. This is a get right game for UW. It’s the university of Washington versus Purdue. How I am getting points? I don’t fucking know. Is it almost a little ratty? Probably, but they are still going to win this game. I’m getting three points and I couldn’t be in a better spot. I fucking love it. Give it to me.
Unbiased Stats:
Washington has covered 3 points in 7/L10
Purdue is 3/L10 ATS