Record: 13-17-1 (-5.5 units)
Recap:
Loser. Fucking dog shit again. Fucking dog shit. Couldn’t even make it five innings. He was shit and it was idiotic on the Tigers not pulling him in the fifth. The homer he gave up was so avoidable. He got fucked by an error but that isn’t an excuse. There is one out and he walks Clemens after 12 pitches. 12 pitches. You know he is gassed. He already pitched to two other people in the inning. He hasn’t pitched a ton this season and he didn’t have enough to get it past Clemens. Why the fuck would you keep him out there? He already had trouble in the fourth. I don’t get why they didn’t pull him. First and second one out. It was the spot to pull him. It wasn’t as if the bottom of the order was coming up. He of course gave up the homer killing us. This is why the Tigers are shit and will always be shit. Moronic fucking franchise and moronic coaching. Jobe was shit too and he does need most of the blame but fuck was this infuriating coaching. These fucking picks just make me think I can coach. You are fighting to stay in the fight and you let Jobe fuck you. Embarrassing. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: Eduardo Rodriguez U2.5 ER 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Fucking baseball. All we have is fucking baseball. It’s tough to get up for this after the shafting I have had to deal with the past two days. However, I don’t quit. I never have and I never will. We go back in and fight. I have to sit here at my desk and listen to bullshit while getting my teeth kicked in. I still have the ability to fight though and I need to be grateful for it. Alright, enough of the bullshit. I am going with someone I should have been riding with in their last four starts. Rodriguez has been phenomenal and I failed myself not taking him in his past four. The Phillies aren’t going to get to him. They have regressed a decent amount on this west coast road trip. They didn’t go over this number in the entire game yesterday and now you add a pitcher that I really like. It had to be the play. Stop this bullshit slide Eduardo. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
U2.5 in 8/L10
U2.5 in 11/15 on the road