Record: 41-40-4 (-1.4 units)
Recap:
Loser. Ha. It’s all going to shit. He had a passing touchdown pretty much instantly. Cal’s defense was atrocious. The stats absolutely lied to me. Never had a chance. To think this secondary was good. Fucking joke. They got bodied on the first one and then left a guy wide open on the second. I stopped watching after that. What do I even do? I took my spots last weekend to then just get trounced on this week. I am in fucking shambles. I am back to being negative and I hate it. I really fucking hate it. I am so sorry. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Lock: Colorado/Utah U50.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I will not give up the ship. I will fight. I will go back to fighting with my mormons. I have an addiction to these mormons. Whether it’s Utah or BYU I am addicted to betting with mormons. They play solid defense. This is a get right game for Utah’s defense. They lost last week and now this defense is going to obliterate Colorado’s offense. Colorado’s defense is going to hold up against Utah’s mediocre offense. This game is going to end in the 40s. That is where I handicapped it and that is why I am taking it. I think this line is too high and they are not going over 50. It really is as simple as that. The money also loves it. Give me this fucking under. Please let me stop this losing streak. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Colorado U50.5 in 2/L3
Utah U50.5 in 3/L5