Lunch Break Lock

Record: 67-62-4 (+0.1 units)

Recap:

Loser. So fucking shit. Such a shitty way to lose. Four completions. Four fucking completions for 52 yards. What a fucking joke. Five fucking yards. Fuck this hurts. Fuck. He couldn’t miss. He didn’t have an incompletion. The Buccs were a half a second too late on the last pass to Kyle Pitts for fucking 26 yards. Fuck. One catch was all it took. Fuck. This one hurt. It hurts because it was one play. One play and I am sitting in shit. Fuck. Fucking shit. I am back to fighting to stay above even. Fuck. I am sorry.

Lock: Mavericks/Nets U222.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We need an under. I am going to be honest it’s a shit board. It’s a really depressing board. We still have to take an under. It what keeps me going. An under everyday keeps me alive. I need to win. I am back to even. I need to win. On a boring board you don’t get cute with it and you take a simple under. The Nets are shit. The Mavericks are shit. We are going to get an under. The Mavs hit their unders at home and the Nets hit their unders on the road. The money is with me. I got cute this week and now we start the weekend with such a basic under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Nets’ 5/L6 on the road

Under in Maverick’s 4/L5 at home