Record: 28-26-2 (-0.9 units)
Recap:
Winner. Massive winner. I needed that so bad from mental health. I will say this one did take a slight toll on my mental health. 3 quarters with six points… perfect. It was wonderful. Seattle‘s defense was on fire just like I thought. The Cardinals came out slow just like I thought. We had some perfect turnovers just as I thought would happen. It was going perfect. I did think Seattle was controlling the game and was dominating the game, but still was only up to two possessions. I wasn’t counting anything yet. I knew a fuckening can happen. Almost did. Seattle couldn’t get one more stop and they missed a field goal. Cardinal’s score a touchdown. They’re back in it and they were driving to get another touchdown and they got it. Of course they fucking got it. They tied the game at 20 fucking points. I was about to be fucked. Thank fuck for that kicker. That Cardinals kicker saved my ass by kicking it short and giving the Seahawks a short field. JSN came up big and got the catch to put them in field range. Thank fuck Myers came in and hit the game winning field goal after fucking me with the early miss. Thank fuck he did that. I needed that so fucking bad. I was on the verge of getting fucked and I needed a winner. I couldn’t get fucked again. I needed that. I needed that to start my weekend and now I want so much fucking more.
Lock: Maalik Murphy U40.5 Longest Completion 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
It’s Friday Football. We are betting on a shit quarterback. We we didn’t have much to work with, but I still found a bet I really, really love. Not only do I love it but the stats love it too. I have watched this Murphy fucker throw and he simply can’t throw. Plain and simple he is shit. He has one single pass over this number this season. That was against Texas Tech when it was 45-0. They weren’t playing defense. Houston hasn’t given up a pass over 40 yards this season. It all makes perfect sense. When the stats love it and I also love it then I have to take it. It’s that simple. Houston is going to play defense. This guy’s going to overthrow everyone. He could even get pulled early. Oregon State is shit and he is shit. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U40.5 in 4/L5
Houston has not allowed a completion O40.5 this season