Lunch Break Lock

Record: 34-32-2 (-1.5 units)

Recap:

Loser. Fucking shit. Why do I do this to myself? Why do I do this every day? What’s the point of existing? What’s the point of everything? How fucking stupid am I? Not even close. My brain is a fucking mush. I said Vladdy was a problem. I still fucking took it. I still took it even though I knew Vladdy was a problem. He was a problem and I knew he was a problem and he fucked me right in the fucking ass. Terrible pick. I’m so stupid. I’m so fucking stupid. It’s pathetic. It was a pathetic pick. Bet didn’t even get out of the bottom half of the inning. I was fucked either way. The stats lied to me. My brain lied to me except it didn’t because I knew how this bet would fuck me. I’m just disgusted with myself. Absolutely disgusted. I said I wasn’t gonna take a NRFI again. I said glad he would fuck me. And he did. What a fucking shocker. So dumb. I fucking hate this shit and with these losses when it rains, it fucking pours. These losses are fucking killing me. I’m sorry. Fuck.

Lock: Brewers/Cubs U7 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Sometimes you just have to go with the money. Sometimes you just have to go with it. My brain has been a mush these past couple of days. We’ve been getting absolutely rinsed the past couple of days. I can’t go with my brain right now. I can’t let my brain make the pick. I can’t trust it. All we’re doing is finding the best bet on the board dependent on the money. The money against the bets. This bet has all the bets on the over, but all the money is on the under. That’s all I looked at today. All I looked at were the splits. The splits picked this game for me. I couldn’t trust my brain after what’s happened these past couple of days so we’re going with this shit. We’re going with this method for the one time to try and get myself out of this hole. Look at this line too. It makes no sense. We got burned by it last game and yet the line went lower. That’s a rat line and I am taking the under. No analysis other than that. I looked at the splits and that’s it. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Over ~70% of bets Under ~70% of the money at the time of writing this.