Record: 175-169-7 (-14.4 units)
Recap:
Loser. Fuck. We were running so hot. We were due for a bullshit shafting. We were due for a bad beat and we got it. 2 pitches. That is all it took to fuck me. Back to back hitters. I died and he only gave up four hits. Four hits. His fucking hits allowed line hit and I got shafted. A fucking bloop single fucked me. I was right there. Those three hits fucked him. Suzuki and Busch HRs fucked me. I should have just gone hits. It wasn’t that much of a dog shit pick. I know I still lost. I know he gave up three runs but it wasn’t a completely lost start. He again only gave up 4 hits. I know he only went four innings but fuck. Finally a bad beat I guess. I guess we were due for having the right read and still losing. Fuck that is not fun. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: Kyle Bradish U2.5 ER 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Streak this and streak that. Fuck the streak. This dumbass streak is ending today. The Orioles are going to put an end to it. It starts with Bradish. Bradish is going to take care of Boston. When the Orioles win and Bradish starts he goes under this number. The Red Sox have been pulling off bullshit and that ends today. Bradish has been pitching well. He pitches well against the Red Sox. I am trusting my reads. I refuse to give up after one bad beat. I trust my weekday and pitcher reads. We are due for a Red Sox loss. It’s right here. It’s right fucking now. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
U2.5 in 7/L11
U2.5 in 8/L9 in a win