Record: 116-121-5 (-19.3 units)
Recap:
Loser. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Three losses in a row. Fucking fuck. Can’t bet an under and start off in the first with a debilitating three run home run. Especially when I thought I could trust Abbott. I couldn’t trust him to start. He did settled down after and it was a tease the rest of the way. We had 5 scoreless innings and we didn’t get there. We didn’t fucking get there. It teased the fuck out of me. Top of the 9th and we were at 7. We were right fucking there. We were right there and we got shafted. Fucking shafted. Shitty fucking pitchers fucked it. Three pitches and three HRs fucked me. Fucked. Absolutely fucked. I forgot how infuriating baseball can be. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: Stanford/West Virginia U136 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I had to do it. Let’s walk through how I got here. Maybe switching up the way I do things will lead to some wins. I looked at the board. It was a small baseball board and I got fucked yesterday and nothing caught my eye. I looked at hockey and looking at the numbers and what was available I also wasn’t interested in anything there as well. I couldn’t get myself to look into the NBA. I can’t stand regular season basketball. There it was. The most made up tournament on the planet. It wasn’t the NIT which I respect it was the made up Crown. A tournament built for money and that’s it. A one and done tournament which will have defense. A matchup with two polar opposite teams. Stanford one of the most prestigious universities in the country in liberal Bay Area vs West Virginia a state school in hick West Virginia. Both teams don’t score shit. West Virginia only scored 48 in their last outing. Stanford scored 63 in their last game. There is going to be a lot of bricks. We are going to get bricks in this neutral arena. We are going to get bricks in an absolutely meaningless game. These teams play slow. We get this under here. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Stanford’s 5/L6 against Big 12 opponents
Under in West Virginia’s 13/L16