Lunch Break Lock

Record: 137-131-3 (-2.3 units)

Recap:

Loser. Fucking shite. Wheeler was amazing no complaints with him. It was that fucking loser Gore. An absolute shit fucking pitcher. A pitch straight down the fucking middle. Unbelievable. So fucking shit. A ball straight down the middle to Schwarber. FML. I want to die. He cleaned it up the rest of the inning too. It was one pitch. One fucking pitch that cost me. I can’t fucking go on a run to save my life. It’s up and down and up and down. Looking at the board too is also so fucking depressing. There were NRFI’s on the board later on and then I see fuckhead Porzingis didn’t do shit. So fucking dumb. Why am I doing this. Do I hate myself? I just want to win. I just want to win and be positive again. Is that too much to ask for?

Lock: Jimmy Butler U5.5 Rebounds 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We are back to attacking these playoffs. This series only had a day break and the Warriors and their old heads played a lot of minutes including Jimmy. Jimmy not only played a lot of minutes but also is still dealing with the pelvis injury. Now they are traveling back to Houston and I wouldn’t be suprised if this is a Houston blowout. I think we see an identical game to game two. Why does that matter? It means he doesn’t play that many minutes. Even if he does for some reason play the same amount of minutes he played last game he still didn’t hit this over. I think it is asking a lot from Jimmy coming off of only one day of rest to go after boards with a hurt pelvis. The Rockets are also one of the best rebounding teams against small forwards and they have to go all out for boards in a do or die game. I love this spot for this pick. I have not done this type of prop in a while but I am ready to face this battle. I am ready to win again. I am ready to get back to winning. I am ready to win and win and win. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U5.5 Rebounds in 8/L10

U5.5 Rebounds in 4/L5 on one day of rest

U5.5 Rebounds in 4/L6 vs the Rockets