Lunch Break Lock

Record: 26-36-2 (-11.9 units)

Recap:

Winner. We fucking get there. We actually get there. We doubled up and it worked. Even with Underwood almost selling my bet like he did Michigan’s season. He is an absolute fraud and it is a joke how much NIL he got. It’s shocking how he can’t throw the ball. I mean that last play helped me and I almost felt bad that he is so bad he threw away a ball on fourth down. They had three offensive plays in the third quarter and it was insane to see them lose to Minnesota. I was dead wrong on Michigan winning this game but I was right that their defense would do enough. If it wasn’t for the pick six to end the half and the fumble on the punt then this would have been too easy. Minnesota beat Michigan for the first time in fifty years at home and we still hit. Thank you Michigan. Thank you Minnesota. You did your job and we are out of the slide. Now we must have more.

Lock: Raiders U21.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

NFL. We need back to back days hitting in football. We need a win here. I almost wanted to double this one too but I have restraint. The Raiders aren’t good. They are beating bad teams and this team is still shit. I have no faith in Cousins and this game is a reality check for this team. The Chiefs defense historically gets better as the season progresses and it hasn’t been awful this season. The fact that I am getting a full three touchdowns is a joke. I know I am Chiefs fan but still this line and under is beautiful. This is it. Raider Nation come back down to earth and take this under. Give me this under.

Unbiased Stats:

U21.5 in 2/L2 vs KC