Record: 50-49-4 (-2.3 units)
Recap:
Winner. Easy bloody winner. That’s how MACtion is done. It still had the MACtion but it was mixed with good and bad MACtion. It had the perfect amount of missed field goals. I mean we saw a missed field goal under thirty yards. Where else do you see that? It’s why the MACtion is the MACtion. We even saw a team think they ended the game and start celebrating when they clearly didn’t end it which is why it’s so fucking funny to watch. I couldn’t believe Western Michigan thought they won when they couldn’t do basic math and didn’t think Ohio would call a timeout to have a chance at the end. I mean the players were dabbing up the other team mid play. Where else does that happen? It was basic football math and they couldn’t do it. Luckily by that point it was over. It wasn’t over yet when Ohio somehow forgot to tackle on a 70 yard play. I mean they had the fucker bottled up twice and still fucked it. That was bad MACtion. In the end it hit so it was all good MACtion. Another MACtion winner. I had this predicted perfectly again. Western Michigan’s defense was the best unit on the field and Ohio’s defense did enough. I also loved Western Michigan on that final drive killing the clock and pounding the rock. Now we have a streak. We have streak that will become a run tomorrow. I have to get up and run tomorrow. I have to.
Lock: UMass U15.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am playing this straight up. The worst team in college football is going to be the worst team in college football tomorrow. You can look at all of the stats and they will point to this team being the worst team in college football. They don’t have a win and I don’t give a shit that they are playing at home because they aren’t getting more than two touchdowns. If they get two TD’s and two two point conversions then it is what it is but they aren’t. They simply aren’t doing it. UMass’ offense is atrocious. I know Northern Illinois isn’t great either but they are at least a football team. Fuck, they are a team that beat Notre Dame just last year. That has to mean they have some sort of competency to really shutdown UMass like everyone else does. Looking at the matchup UMass has the worst offense in the entire nation 136/136 in scoring. Northern Illinois has a slightly below average defense and it is by far and away their best unit on the field. I think it is good enough to do what everyone else does. You can’t play the regular under here because UMass has a bottom five defense in the country and I couldn’t do that to myself. One focus today and that’s UMass. Please just be as shit as you have been. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
UMass 136/136 Scoring Offense in the country
UMass averages 11.3 points per game this season
NIU ranks 71st in PPG allowed