Record: 123-111-3 (+5.0 units)
Recap:
Winner. It was a battle to start but by the end of it-it was easy. These two teams were just as shit as expected. We needed one to be more shit than the other and the Nets did that for me. It was brick after brick for them. There was a lot of bullshit though in that first half. We witnessed once again why the league is losing viewership. No defense and terrible foul calls. The refs had to have had the first half over. Every single little piece of contact was a bullshit foul and with several super late calls. It was unwatchable. It was barely pacing at half even though neither team was really hitting any shots. I kept faith that these two shitters would continue to brick and prayed the refs would stop. That is exactly what happened. We got bricks to start the third. I did shit myself at the end of the third because everything started to go in again. It wasn’t in a perfect spot by the fourth but then after the first two minutes of the quarter it was great. It was easy after the first couple of minutes into the fourth. There were more bricks and the Raptors had a big enough lead to slow down the game. With six minutes left it was pacing under 200 and it was perfect. A much needed winner and it wasn’t stressful late. Looking at the board this was the only NBA game to go under. It also wasn’t great in the NHL. I provided a winner on an underless board. That is what I do. I needed this. I needed a win like this after a terrible two days. I got the magic back. I am beyond excited about Madness being back tomorrow and Opening Day. I need more. I need it all.
Lock: Giants/Reds U8 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
This was a tough one. I had a major dilemma on where to go. Do I go to March Madness or do I go with opening day? I went with opening day. I didn’t like anything in the madness. I like the lines a lot more on Friday. I also think this is a sacrifice to the Baseball Gods. I am picking them on opening day over basketball in hopes I have a great MLB season. I wanted to do a NRFI but it is opening day. All of the best pitchers are on the mound and there is no value. Everything is juiced to shit. I am not going to shill a -180 pick and claim to know something. Fuck that. We are going with a basic under. I like both pitchers. Webb is a solid pitcher in his prime and should come out firing. Greene is also starting to become one of the best pitchers in the league and should also come out firing. We are going to get a great five innings from both of them and then we get some solid pitching after. I don’t believe in either of these rosters as well. Outside of Elly De La Cruz neither roster is crazy. This is where we start the season. We get a nice easy winner. We get nine innings with not a whole lot of action. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Giants/Reds U8 in 4/L6 when Logan Webb starts
Giants U8 in 3/L4 on Opening Day