Record: 107-98-3 (+4.8 units)
Recap:
Winner. Easy winner. He is shit. He is a shitty human and he is shit at basketball. He couldn’t hit a single shot and he was pretty much cooked the rest of the game. The game went exactly as I though it would go. The Warriors easily handled business and the game was over by the fourth quarter. He didn’t have a chance to hit this over with how bad he was shooting and him only playing three quarters. I almost picked this game’s under too but that would have been a disaster because I would have gotten the morning line and not when it opened which got fucked by the garbage fourth quarter. College basketball wasn’t really great for unders so this really was a superb pick. NBA games did go under but I am starting to think that these teams are now actually playing defense post All Star break and I love it. Nothing else to say about this one. Two bets this week that were so, so, so, easy. I love it. I want this everyday. I don’t need the bullshit like yesterday’s pick and I want every pick to be like today. I’m putting in the hours to make it happen and I deserve more days like today.
Lock: Cameron Johnson U18.5 Points 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I know I bitched about them two days ago but they can’t fuck me again right? OKC has to show up for this game on defense. They were embarrassed by the Timberwolves which fucked me and now they have to show up. Brooklyn is shit and I have no idea how they are going to score against OKC. I think this game is similar to their meeting a month ago where it was a blowout in the first quarter and it stayed like that for the rest of the game. I can see Johnson being subbed out by the fourth quarter and he finishes below 15. He is still coming off an ankle injury and now he is dealing with some back soreness so he probably shouldn’t play a full game since it should be a blowout. All OKC has to do is play defense on him because they really don’t have any other true scorers. He has been shooting the ball pretty poorly too and if he couldn’t break this number against the Wizards this past weekend then I don’t see how he does it against OKC. OKC also plays much better defense coming off a loss. Please show up OKC. Please be shit Cam. Give me another under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U18.5 in 7/L7 at home
U18.5 in 3/L3 vs OKC
OKC has the 3rd ranked PPG defense vs PF
