Lunch Break Lock

Record: 131-123-3 (+0.3 units)

Recap:

Winner. I didn’t think I would ever type that word again. A massive win. I needed this one for my soul. It wasn’t easy but it won and that is all that matters. He started off the game immediately driving to the hoop and getting a quick two in the first couple of minutes. Can’t have that when the total is this low. He kept shooting too. Thank fuck he started bricking and Orlando played great interior defense. He did hit a three in the first half but he didn’t play a lot because he wasn’t great and the Hawks looked better with him off the court. I kept praying we would get a clean second half and avoid any bullshit. He was shit for the second half. He barley played in the third quarter and didn’t record a single point. The game got close again too so starting the fourth quarter I thought maybe he would only play a minute or two. I was dead wrong. The Magic blew it out in the middle of the quarter and this fucker was back in. Then both teams emptied their bench and because this shithead barely played the entire game I guess Snyder decided to keep him in. I thought I was destined for more heartbreak. He was trying his best to fuck me. He missed an open three and missed an and one dunk. He only got two free throws in the quarter but man was he trying to get more as he kept fucking driving in garbage time. Somehow someway I didn’t get fucked. I survived. I finally got a fucking winner. I needed this so fucking bad. The relief of being positive again and ending the streak. I am just positive though and there is a shit ton of work to do to get a lot of it back. I need to go on a run. I need more and more and more and more.

Lock: Mavericks/Kings U216 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We need to keep going. We need to get this streak going. We are going with a good ole fashion under. I can’t leave the play in after they broke the streak last night. I love this pick. In the play in historically the games go under. I believe this is the better of the two games for it to go under. Both teams play slow. Obviously, both teams need this game. However, how much can the Mavs really get up for this game after this disastrous season. The Kings also haven’t had the best season too with them firing their coach early on. Both teams are designed to play slow with the vets they have on the court. In a must win game for both teams they have to play defense. I think this game barely breaks 200. I want this under. I want another winner. Give me another winner. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Mavericks at Kings in 7/L9

Under in Kings’ 9/L13

Under in Kings’ 14/L19 in April.