Record: 91-88-4 (-6.9 units)
Recap:
Loser. Absolute fucking dog shit. Never had a fucking chance because the defense was just never there. Michigan State got manhandled from start to finish. Fucking atrocious. Not what I wanted at all. Izzo was pissed after the game and he should be because that team gave up. That’s what fucked me. This Michigan State team was supposed to play defense and they just gave up and didn’t do shit. Absolutely fucking atrocious. Fucking sucks. I just lost all of my edge for college basketball. I had a really good grasp of college basketball and now I’m just back to getting fucked. Michigan State was just a bunch of fucking pussios at home. They just didn’t show up and that’s what cost me. Fucking horse shit. Just absolutely terrible. I fucking hate losing more than anything. This shit is the worst. My mind is fucked. I have to get it unfucked. Fuck. I’m sorry.
Lock: Tallison Teixeira/Tai Tuivasa U1 Round 1u to win 0.7u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Let’s try some UFC again. We tried it last week and it fucked me but let’s try it this week. We’re doing the exact same thing as last week. Sounds fucking dumb, but it has to work this time. The big boys have to show up. They have to show up down under. We live down under. We need round one knockout. All we were asking for is these big boys to get a quick fucking knockout. Teixera has never gone to the second round. So how could I pass that up. No bullshit like what Lewis did. Just an easy and quick KO. One of these guys is going to land one early and it’s going to be over. If it didn’t work last time, it has to work this time. These big boys always knock out quick. Just statistically speaking we are due for one of these. They have to do it tonight. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Teixeira U1 in 9/L9
Tuivasa U1 in 2/L4