Record: 24-22-1 (-.5 units)
Recap:
Loser. Mize was shit. He didn’t have a shit. You can’t have such a low line and give up a run on the very first at bat. Kwan got him at the start of the game and it was pretty much cooked after that. He didn’t have his shit. The Guardians are still fighting to make the playoffs, even though they’re not going to make it. It was all shit. All the stats failed me. Everything I expected in this game did not happen. It was shit. I would have lost no matter what the fuck I took in this game. I have to be better. Shit pick. I miss football.
Lock: Washington Nationals U3.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We are still with baseball. Now we are betting against a actually really dog shit fucking team. The Nationals are fucking shit. They couldn’t score in either game yesterday. They couldn’t even score in extra innings yesterday. That’s how bad they are. I trust the Braves pitcher to get the job done in the first five innings. The bullpen will clean it up after him. We need one here. We need to split baseball again. I really wanted to be able to sweep baseball, but I got fucked yesterday so now we need to split it. This is an earlier game so we are getting action early in the day. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🥪
Unbiased Stats:
Nationals U3.5 in 4/L5