Record: 130-120-3 (+2.4 units)
Recap:
Loser. Shit. Nothing much else to say. I am just as shit as making picks right now as Stroman is at pitching. What a joke. I thought the weather would help but I think it may have had the complete opposite effect for Stroman. He was shite. Complete shite. I don’t think there could be two worse picks between todays and yesterdays. A dogshit under in NBA that went over by a million and a NRFI where not only did we not make it to the bottom of the inning but the pitcher got pulled in the top of the first inning. I know the weather was bad but Stroman was throwing shit right down the middle. It was as if he was throwing batting practice. I don’t know what else to say other than he is shite. Never again. Having to hear that shitty roll call too while this fucker gives up the game in the first inning was terrible. Terrible. Fucking terrible. I am terrible right now too and it hurts. It hurts a lot. I hate this shit. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Lock: Avalanche/Kings U5.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am back to hockey. I think I need another break from baseball after what happened yesterday. We are into the final game of the regular season and I am praying there is going to be defense. Both of these teams are in the playoffs and are looking to cement their seed in the playoffs today. The Kings play defensive hockey. They have one of the best scoring defenses in the league and don’t score a lot of goals. They are going to contain the Avs. The Avs do score a lot but this game doesn’t matter as much for them as it does for the Kings. Overall I love this spot. I love the Kings defense and I love this under. I going with a basic ass under here. I am trusting defense and I am standing by it. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Avs’ 6/L8
Under in Avs’ 4/L5 against teams in the Pacific
Under in Kings’ 11/L16
Under in Kings’ 7/L8 against teams in the Central