Record: 26-24-1 (-0.7 units)
Recap:
Winner. What a sweat. This one was a sweat when it shouldn’t have been a sweat. We had 26 points in the first three quarters. It was looking perfect. The first quarter was great. The second quarter was great until the last fucking minute. I mean the first half was going great. It was great turnovers and great defense. It was just the last minute that kind of fucked me. ECU is in the game down three going into halftime then they muff the punt. They fucking recover it miraculously at the one. I don’t understand the play call. Do these fuckers just not watch football? Who the fuck throws the ball at the one? You just fucking sneak it. Everybody just fucking sneaks it. This isn’t the NFL, you’re fucking ECU don’t get cute. What the fuck are you doing? Fucking morons. So that puts us still pacing at halftime, but six points was so avoidable. Third quarter was pretty solid and I had a lot of room in that fourth quarter. They would have to score more in the 4th than they did the other three quarters combined for me to lose. I needed all of it. We were on the verge of getting fucked in garbage time. BYU had won the game but of course they fucking got a late garbage time touchdown and then that gave ECU the opportunity to fuck me. We’re at 47 points and I was about to get fucked by a garbage time ECU touchdown. Thank fuck BYU’s defense stepped up and got the job done. They got a stop with a minute left. They fucking pulled it off for me. So with a little over a minute left all they had to do was run out the clock. Wait? ECU is calling timeouts down 21 with a minute left? Are you fucking high? What the fuck were they doing? It didn’t fuck me, but that was the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen in my life. These fuckers called both of those timeouts for no fucking reason. It was bullshit. Absolute bullshit. Thank fuck they got the ball and just ran out the clock because I would’ve fucking died if they somehow pulled off a field goal or a touchdown or anything because it was bullshit. They’re down 21 points with a minute left. Fucking morons. No complaints. It hit. Now I need more.
Lock: Raiders/Commanders U44.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We are going to a basic old under. We are going with one team on a short week. We are going with another team without their starting quarterback. We are going with two teams where I trust their defenses enough to get some stops. We are going to the total that is just too high for the spot. I love it. This line is way too high for the spot. Injured quarterback, and team on short rest. Give it to me every single day of the fucking week. I trust the Raiders defense. I trust the Commanders defense. It’s really that simple. Look at the Spot. Look at the numbers. Give me this fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U44.5 in Raiders’ 2/L3