Record: 122-110-3 (+5.1 units)
Recap:
Loser. I miss college basketball. I miss betting on shitters knowing they are shitters. This is one of the most infuriating bets to lose. I lost because of dogshit goaltending and dogshit defense. I thought Sorokin was half decent and I was wrong. He gave up the softest fucking goals. I honestly think I could have saved the first two goals. Don’t get me wrong the Blue Jackets were also shit in the first period but Sorokin was really fucking shite. He gave up two terrible fucking goals in the second period. I mean I got fucked every which way. We had two goalies that were pretty fucking shite, two defenses that were jogging up and down the rink, and then useless fucking penalties. I don’t get how bad of a team you have to be to look worse on a power play than when it is five on five. The short handed goal killed this thing. The second period was starting to wind down and then the Isles were on the power play and gave up a terrible short handed goal. The shot was shit but the fact that was the second power play of the game and on both of them the Islanders looked fucking terrible. I am glad they lost that game in OT since they fumbled the 2-0 lead. Terrible fucking bet. It was juiced too. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Today, I think is the most depressing day of the year and this makes it worse. You are dead because of all the college basketball you watched and you are even more dead and depressed knowing there will not be full gambling days like that until football season. I hate this time of year. Fuck.
Lock: Franz Wagner U10.5 RA 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am back to ball. I couldn’t take another hockey pick after what I witnessed last night. I know I have probably shit on RA bets before but I am here again for better or for worse. I love this pick and that is why I am doing it. I am a Lakers fan and I watched this fucker kill us last night. He isn’t doing that tonight in terms of boards and rebounds. Why? He doesn’t hit this over in back to backs. He also shouldn’t have the ability to get the same amount of boards. Mark Williams should get after it on the boards and limit the amount he sees. Franz also shot really well last night so he should go into this game looking to shoot the ball. It’s a let down spot in terms of motivation since he is coming off a massive home win beating the most prestigious franchise in the world. I don’t think in the last twenty four hours after playing thirty eight minutes and he has thought “you know what? I need to really pass the ball and really put in the extra effort for rebounds against the Charlotte Hornets tonight.” This guy isn’t thinking about that. He is going to try and shoot the ball and get in and out of Charlotte with a win. I love this spot. I love this line. I love this under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U10.5 RA in 6/L7 vs Hornets
U10.5 RA in 7/8 this season in back to backs
U10.5 RA in 9/L16 on the road