Record: 42-42-4 (-2.5 units)
Recap:
Winner. Thank fuck for the Chiefs. Thank fuck for Spags. We didn’t lose. I don’t feel like shit. I I finally won. I am not going to bed feeling like a piece of shit. I knew I could stop the losing streak with Spags. It was a vintage Spags defensive performance of bend but not breaking. It was wonderful. It helped that Mariota was dog shit and their kicker was injured. It was perfect. It was exactly what I needed. I knew who to go to and it worked. It fucking worked. No time to celebrate. We are still down and we have to go on a run.
Lock: Blue Jays U3.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Now we go. Now we fucking go. I don’t know how the Blue Jays can show up today. They went 18 innings and lost in a game they had to win. They could barely hit. They have to be devastated that they didn’t take that game. I don’t think they get past three. The Dodgers bullpen is deep enough. They’ve shown they can keep going. Ohtani is going to get through all of them early. I think 3.5 is too big of a line especially after yesterday. They have to be absolutely devastated. I really don’t know how they get off the bus today. It’s really as simple as that. That’s the play. The Blue Jays aren’t going to show up. They couldn’t hit in extras yesterday and they’re going to hit today. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U3.5 in 1/L2