Lunch Break Lock

Record: 72-71-4 (-6.0 units)

Recap:

Loser. I can’t stop. I can’t stop fucking losing. What is actually happening. I got fucking rinsed. Rinsed today. I don’t know how much more I have in me. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. This fucking guy was their best player in the first quarter and it was dead. I mean my brain is such a mush I never had a chance to win today. I know stuff went under but with how my brain is currently operating I didn’t have a chance. It’s a fucking joke. A terrible fucking joke. I can’t win. I am lost right now. I am going to be forced to start chasing. I have no other options. I need to win again. I hate this. It’s the worst. The fucking worst. Fuck. I am sorry.

Lock: New Mexico/Minnesota U42.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Shit bowl. I need this shit bowl to get me out of it. Minnesota is mid and their offense is always shit. Their defense is good and will show up. New Mexico isn’t good. This is their ceiling. Playing in a shit bowl game. They got here with their defense. Their defense is going to win them this game. It’s that simple. This is the spot for the under. It’s in my opinion the best under on the board. I really just need to see one go through. Just one. I am not asking for a lot. I really don’t think I am. One win. One fucking win. Please. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

New Mexico U42.5 in 3/L3

Minnesota U42.5 in 1/L1