Record: 41-39-4 (-0.4 units)
Recap:
Loser. Football how could you. I thought if I came back you wouldn’t fuck me… but you did. I got rinsed. Not even close. Teased me with the over turned Herby INT to start the game making me think I had a chance. I didn’t. The Vikings defense was atrocious. They couldn’t stop anything. A million guys open all over the field. The linebackers couldn’t guard that no name Tight End for shit. They couldn’t stop the run for shit. I didn’t see this coming at all. They looked competent all year. They only gave up 43 rush yards last week against the Eagles. I was bamboozeled. No other way to see it. I was lied to and got fucked. I love football but it hated me tonight. Fucking shite. Im sorry.
Lock: Kyron Drones U1.5 Passing Touchdowns 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I will not leave football. I will not. We go to college. We go to a player prop. Drones is shit. Virginia Tech is shit. Cal can play defense. They can also really play pass defense. Drones went to his legs last game and it worked so he is going to do it again here. Two Pass TDs is simply too many. I trust this defense. I know I said that last night and got fucked but I am doing it again here. They are going to pound the ball and Drones is going to run. I think with the total and team total line too it makes sense he should only get one. I like my chances that they get more rush TDs than pass TDs and that’s what we need to happen. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Cal averages 0.6 Pass TD’s against per game