Record: 144-144-6 (-17.1 units)
Recap:
Winner. We do it again. I don’t even know what to say. We don’t get hooked. We win by a .5. I mean just incredible. This fucking run is glorious. This one was up and down. He had 1 in the 1Q and his shot was way off. I mean when this fucker misses he really misses. I don’t understand how he can make anything with that shot. He woke up like a fucking prick in the 2Q. This fucker was shit but he was still scoring. He made a lucky 3 and then that somehow woke him up. He really is just a cherry picker. This fucker got a layup and an assist cherry picking on the other side of the court. It was such horse shit. He made another lucky as fade away he wouldn’t hit again in a million years and I was fucked with him at 12 to end the half. I wasn’t giving up. I was right to do that because he had 0 PA in the 3Q and was really bricking shots. I was back in it until he fucked me again in the 4Q. He hit a three after bricking a million before. I was fucked again and then immediately after that this fucking pussy had such a bad brick he was able to get the board and kick it back out for an assist. I mean the shot was so bad. He was still bricking shots at 16 PA. He then got another fucking bullshit cherry picked assist and was at 17 with about five left. I didn’t have too much hope but I should have. He got subbed and was taken off for being shit but then went back on with a minute left. Somehow, someway we avoided the garbage time stats. We hit again. His PRA went over but his PA was saved. It is just what I fucking do. I am that mf with props. I am winning. I am fucking doing it.
Lock: Hartenstein U6.5 Points 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Find the prop and take the prop. We are going with a big man. It doesn’t matter that it’s low because he is not hitting this shit. I think we get a lot of fouls this game to extend the series. Obviously, if OKC wins this game the series is over. The league wants this to go to 7. They can’t let Hartenstein terrorize and get away with murder on Wemby. They just can’t allow that to happen. They are going to call fouls on him and it will be a problem. He isn’t on the floor for his offense. He is on the court for his defense because he can’t score over Wemby and he is going to go after him and take him off of the court like they did in Game 1. I mean he didn’t even hit this last game. The stats love it. I love the props. I love this number. Give me this number. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U6.5 in 3/L4