Record: 29-41-2 (-14.1 units)
Recap:
Loser. Fucking shit. The way the game ended shows how stupid this game was. You couldn’t script a dumber ending. We were already dead by then but it was fitting seeing these two dog shit teams end in a tie. It started off great. Sloppy football and the weather was a factor. And then the Commies were the Commies. Their defense fell apart and Jameis took over. It was dead with how the first quarter started so nice with all the punts, yet the game still had so much time left. It was atrocious how slow the clock was moving. We were in a great spot to start the game but still out of the early slate we still had so much time until half. So of course it had to fall apart. Even with all of the stops in the red zones and the nice field goals we still get fucked. Fucked. Fucking fucked. Fuck what a shit weekend. Fuck. We just can’t get a run going. My wallet is getting drained. I am sorry.
Lock: Rasmussen U4.5 HA 1u to win 0.8u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am heading to the baseball. There is too much to figure out in the NFL game with these two contending teams. I know it is a little juiced but I like it a lot. I couldn’t pass it up. It was there and I had to take it with Rasmussen on the mound. He is going to shove it here. The Guardians got their good story against the White Sox but now it is time to come back to reality. The Rays and Rasmussen have been dogs all season and that continues here in Game 1 at home in the ALCS. I also think the Guardians are going to be a little hungover from their comeback and I like the matchups for Rasmussen. It’s juiced but I do not care because it will hit. Please give me this after a terrible two days. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
U4.5 in 8/L10
U4.5 in 3/L4 vs the Guardians