Lunch Break Lock

Record: 6-11-0 (-5.6 units)

Recap:

Loser. I am going to keep this one simple. I am dumb. I am shit. I will not touch another WNBA game this season. I know I’ve said it before but this time it’s 100% confirmed. If for some reason, I become brain dead again and I take another WNBA game this season don’t listen to me. It would be moronic for me to touch another one of these dog shit fucking games. I would rather burn money because at least I would be saving my own fucking time from watching this dog shit.4 out of the 5 WNBA games went over. This one was just as bad as all the other ones. Had me in the first quarter. I was looking fine and then it turned to shit. Second and third quarter fucked me and it was over and I never had a chance after the first quarter. Why did I do this to myself? Why? I need football.

Lock: Logan Gilbert U17.5 Outs 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

No bullshit. Best bet on the board. No question about it. Logan Gilbert has been trashed this season. This line doesn’t make any sense. He’s going against the Phillies and this is his line? It makes zero sense. I even got it at plus money. It doesn’t make any sense. The Phillies are the fucking Phillies. I thought this line was bad because he was going against some dog shit team but no, he’s going against the Phillies. It doesn’t make any sense to the point where I have to take it. He isn’t going a full six against the Phillies who still very much need to win every game for the division and seeding. They are at home. This fucking guy is away from home. It doesn’t make any sense. The Mariners are also traveling from the game last night which was that Little League game. I know it isn’t far but they’re gonna be tired. They’re traveling on very short rest and I’m sure Gilbert was there. The Phillies are going to have it today. They’re going to get to him and he’s not going a full six innings. This line is just too high for what he’s been doing the season and I have to take it as simple as that. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U17.5 in 76% of games this season

U17.5 in 6/7 on the road this season