Lunch Break Lock

Record: 125-114-3 (+4.4 units)

Recap:

Loser. Why? How cruel is this world? Why do I live this life? How did I lose this one? I don’t really understand what I watched in that second half. We ended the first half with 58 points. 58 points. We had a first half where they only scored ten points in the first eight minutes. They were bricking a ton but both teams were still playing solid defense which is why I am so confused about the second half. It is as if both teams decided at halftime to stop playing defense. I don’t know what George Washington was thinking in that second half. I don’t know what was said at halftime but whoever said something at halftime should be fired tonight. They gave Boise open layup after open layup. I mean I had 83 points to work with in the second half. I had a lot of room to work with and I still got shafted. It was layup lines on both sides of the court and when I needed Boise to win with class with five minutes left they instead ran up the score. I am so dumbfounded about that second half. Was it fixed? The refs called a lot more bullshit in the second half and neither team played defense so I am not ruling it out. I don’t know what else it could have been. They scored ninety points in that second half. 9-0. Boise State scored 57 points in the second half and there was a combine 58 points scored in the first half. Make it make sense. What was said in that George Washington locker room? When the games start so great it always fucks me which makes zero sense. 10 points in the first eight minutes and I lose. Why does this happen to me? Why? Why? Why?

Lock: Raptors/Bulls U237 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I  can’t stand college ball right now. Fuck the Crown. Give me two shit teams NBA teams. Both of these teams are pretty much locked into their spot for the rest of the season. The Raptors are not making the playoffs and the Bulls are going to be in the 9/10 play in game. Both teams don’t need this game and we are going to get a shitty basketball game. The Bulls are coming into this game after getting smoked by OKC last night so they should be tired. They like to push the floor but with the back to back and third game in four days they shouldn’t have the energy to keep the pace the entire game. The Raptors are still dealing with injuries and again should have no motivation to win this game. I do love how they are playing defense though and I don’t see that changing especially being the more rested of the two teams. This is where I make up for the units lost last night. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Raptors at Bulls in 9/L10

Under in Raptors/Bulls in 8/L12

Under in Raptors’ 4/L5

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