Lunch Break Lock

Record: 80-78-4 (-5.8 units)

Recap:

Another loser. This is beginning to not be fun again. I don’t know what to do about this one. I took a team total yesterday and I probably should’ve done it today with Oregon. My brain just can’t comprehend Indiana. It just can’t. How are they this good? I mean two years ago they were a laughing stock. I remember betting against them because they were so bad and a joke of a program. Now they are the best team in the country by a mile. They aren’t just beating teams they’re fucking destroying them. It’s insane to think about. This loss was pretty much on Moore though. He was so fucking shit. 21 points all because of him. All because he was so fucking shit. I really don’t know what I could’ve done with this one though. I thought it would be a close tight game. However, it wasn’t. Indiana is on the greatest American sports story’s I’ve ever seen. The greatest turnaround I’ve ever seen. Outside of Leicester it’s the craziest shit I’ve ever seen. It really is remarkable. And it cost me. Fuck. I’m sorry.

Lock: Packers/Bears U23 1H 2u to win 1.8u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Time to increase. Time to take a stab. I really pick my spots to double up and this is one of them. I love this. I really love this spot. I’m not dealing with the entire game just the first half. The Bears never start off hot. They just don’t. They come back in the second half and they never start off well. I am not expecting them to start off well here today. It’s a young team and a young head coach and I think this is a massive spot for them. It’s a massive spot for the city and they have all the pressure. They will start slow. The Packers are also going to start slow. Jordan Love hasn’t played in a couple weeks. It’s going to take time for him to get this offense going. The weather is shit, it’s cold and I’m not expecting a lot of points. These two teams could go off the rails in the second half but in the first half they aren’t. It’s going to be cold and it’s going to be ground and pound to start the game. I love this pick. I absolutely love it. I love increasing on a losing streak but it has to end at some point and that is today. Give me this double. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U23 1H in 5/L6 for the Bears

Packers averaging 6.67 points in 1H L3