Record: 113-118-5 (-19.0 units)
Recap:
Loser. Purdue didn’t play defense for shit. The number wasn’t even close to big enough. Truly, truly awful. I am bad again. I was rolling heading into the tourney and now I am getting trounced. This is truly pitiful. As for the game, Purdue never had a chance. They were never close to stopping Texas. Texas stayed in it the entire time and was scoring whenever they wanted. Houston was on the board. I was a game off on them. This was of course the game where they had the big scoring drought. The game where the other team didn’t play like absolute bull shit. This was the spot. I missed it. I am shit. I am fighting but it’s not good enough. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking shit.
Lock: Alabama/Michigan U173.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
You think I am scared of a big number? I am not. I will fight any number. This the Sweet Sixteen for fucks sake there has to be defense. I don’t give a shit about Alabama. I don’t give a shit about Michigan. There is going to be fucking defense in this game and we are getting a fuck ton of points. At some point a team is going to get in front of Alabama and make them play slow. It’s Michigan they are going to make them do that. Michigan is great and obviously this spread is showing that however I don’t have full faith in their offense. I think there defense will show up no matter what. This is it. This is where we get the under. We win this game in March. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Michigan’s 4/L5 as a home team on a Friday